Monday, September 03, 2001

The latest Style Invitational in the Washington Post asked readers "to supply items for an underachiever's midlife list of goals." Such as...
  • Memorize the capitals of all the letters.
  • Prevent the resurgence of the Whig party.
  • Run behind the bulls at Pamplona.
  • Invent a better placebo.
  • Climb to the top of the Vietnam Memorial.
  • Teach an illiterate child to do the Macarena.

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