Friday, November 22, 2002

Hu's on first (I got a version of this by email and found a copy on the 'net to link to.)

Wednesday, November 13, 2002

I'm don't really recall how I got there... but I was reading a thread on (ex-ArsDigita client) Best $100 Bottle of Wine and somebody suggested "20 bottles of thunderbird for me doc....and some pepto bismol to go with it" and the thunderbird theme continues in later posts. (Yes, I know that "ex-ArsDigita client" is redundant.)

Monday, November 04, 2002

I received a summons for jury duty. I'm trying to figure out how to avoid it. This site might help. Some highlights:
  • A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the definition of voluntary manslaughter given the panel: "An intentional killing that occurs while the defendant is under the immediate influence of sudden passion arising from an adequate cause, such as when a spouse's mate is found in a compromising position." "See, I have a problem with that passion business," responded the jury candidate. "During my first marriage, I came in and found my husband in bed with my neighbor. All I did was divorce him. I had no idea that I could have shot him." She wasn't selected for the jury.
  • The last time I served on jury duty, the judge in Martinez, CA told the 100 perspective jurors, "...and I don't want to hear any O.J. Simpson the jury system doesn't work excuses. If O.J. was in my court he would have been guilty as hell!
  • A woman brought her boss along, who said that he was a building contractor, that his business could not operate without the woman, and that if the woman reported for jury duty she would be fired from her job. The judge ordered the woman to report for jury service the next week, and ordered her boss to do his jury service upon his employee's completion of her jury service, and that if he fired the woman he would be held in criminal contempt of the court.