From the Washington Post's "TELL ME ABOUT IT: Advice for the Under-30 Crowd", a column that usually reminds me why I'm glad that I'm no longer under 30 or single, and occasionally contains choice bits like

You don't have to hang out with anyone you don't want to hang out with, not until you acquire co-workers, in-laws or prison time.

...even though I actually like my in-laws and co-workers.