They call it "Gizmodo: The Gadgets Weblog". I call it my wish list.

Here's a nifty laptop stand called the Oyster which brings the monitor of your laptop up to eye level, easing the strain on your neck and shoulders. I think that this photo how it works. It requires an external keyboard and mouse, but I think it'd be well worthwhile if a laptop was my primary work station.

Here's another stand with this configuration. None of the dealers seem to list prices for this, though... hopefully it's less than the $179 amazon is asking for the oyster.

from the sage wisdom of the *nix fortune program:

God grant me the senility to accept the things I cannot change,
The frustration to try to change things I cannot affect,
and the wisdom to tell the difference.

This 404 page had me laughing out loud.

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.

Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from Heavens yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.

The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.

  -- by William Shakespeare

...and other "banal instructions in the style of some famous writer" from this week's Style Invitational

Get up off your video-playing ass and grab a new Garmin GPS unit which has games that make you move:

In its version of Whack-A-Mole, called GekoSmak, the player has to smack a virtual lizard before it disappears. That means walking or running to the nearby coordinates displayed on the device and hitting the OK key. Other games involve finding your way out of a virtual maze and navigating point-to-point without crossing your tracks.

Yet another online museum of old computers... including the NorthStar Advantage I used in seventh grade, the Timex Sinclair 1000 I borrowed from a friend of my father, and, of course, the first computer I actually owned, the Commodore 64.

In case you're not actively reading slashdot, here's a nice rant from a random geek on The Tyranny of Email.

This could be all sorts of fun, open source home automation with MisterHouse. You can even demo the product with a little monitoring of the creator's house (sadly with only limited access).

Here is a person who is big on lists... What I Have Read Since 1974. From his FAQ:

Q: Waaaaay too much time on your hands to be keeping those kinds of stats on the number of goddamned pages you've read and how many books you've devoured. Don't you care about content? How the book impacts you personally? Is it a mere stats race for you? A mere ego game, where you can prove to your friends how many books you own? I congratulate you on your literacy. I wonder if your favourite authors would be impressed that you finished the whole thing? (geeksrus@interlynx.net)

A: Yes. Yes. No. No. Thanks. Probably not.

More ways to have fun and prove your geekiness, keep your home directory in CVS.

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